My friend Dawn came by for our end-of-summer lunch with her daughter Lana and Lana’s friend Autumn, both about 8 years old. Overheard when they're meeting Lucy (who was ecstatic about the kids):
Autumn: cat tongues are so funny.
Lana: I never wipe off kitty kisses.
Autumn: you shouldn't wipe off any kisses.
Lana: maybe puppy slurps, but not kitty kisses.
Words to live by.